Seinfeld(1989)

1 - The Butter Shave

Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; Georges cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

1 - The Foundation

Susans parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.

1 - The Engagement

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like grown-up men; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

1 - The Chaperone

Kramer supervises Jerrys date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.

1 - The Mango

Jerry shares Georges self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.

1 - The Trip (1)

Jerry and George look for Kramer in Hollywood, where Kramers new friend becomes a victim.

1 - The Note

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

1 - The Ex-Girlfriend

George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into Georges ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this psycho-sexual hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerrys relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.

1 - The Seinfeld Chronicles

Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.

2 - The Voice

Kramer hires an assistant; Georges boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she wont get back with her latest ex.

2 - The Soul Mate

Kramer falls for the woman Jerrys seeing; George suspects hes suspected of foul play.

2 - The Postponement

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

2 - The Big Salad

Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.

2 - The Puffy Shirt

Jerrys appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramers girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.

2 - The Trip (2)

Jerry and George find Kramer, whose past is laid out by the lieutenant seeking his confession.

2 - The Truth

Georges relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerrys tax worries--until she becomes Georges former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

2 - The Pony Remark

Jerrys parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he wont complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.

2 - The Stake Out

Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery womans office with George so that he can “casually” bump into her.

3 - The Serenity Now

George goes to work for his father; Jerrys girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

3 - The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaines beautiful friend.

3 - The Maestro

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramers lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

3 - The Pledge Drive

Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseballs Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.

3 - The Glasses

Kramers optometrist pal replaces Georges glasses with suspect frames.

3 - The Pitch

A show about nothing is Georges pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

3 - The Pen

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

3 - The Jacket

Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just cant get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friends doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises shell get a lift to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaines father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesnt want to be seen on the street with him.

3 - The Robbery

Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerrys place. Things are further complicated when George decides he wants the new place too.

4 - The Blood

Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaines plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.

4 - O Cachorro

Um passageiro bêbado pede para Jerry cuidar do cachorro dele. George e Elaine acham estranho sair sem Jerry.

4 - The Little Kicks

Elaines staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a bad seed; Kramers friend forces Jerry into crime.

4 - The Wink

Georges involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul ONeill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaines cousin.

4 - The Chinese Woman

Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.

4 - The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; Georges passion wins him a job; Elaines exclamations end her relationship.

4 - The Ticket

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.

4 - The Phone Message

George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.

4 - Male Unbonding

Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.

5 - The Junk Mail

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

5 - The Package

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerrys stereo.

5 - The Hot Tub

An Olympic athlete stays at Elaines; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.

5 - The Couch

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaines new relationship and Kramers business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

5 - The Bris

Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls Georges car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.

5 - The Wallet

Jerrys dad has a bad time at the back doctors; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerrys unhappy with Georges network negotiating.

5 - The Library

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

5 - The Apartment

Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the man with a wedding band theory of meeting women.

5 - The Stock Tip

After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriends cats. Meanwhile,Jerrys weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.

6 - The Merv Griffin Show

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerrys girlfriend wont let him play with her toys; Georges clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employees silent movement rattles Elaine.

6 - The Fatigues

An employees military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriends mentor.

6 - The Soup Nazi

Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaines armoire to muggers.

6 - The Gymnast

His girls mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.

6 - The Lip Reader

A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why hes been dumped.

6 - The Watch

The network president doesnt play Georges game; Jerry deals for his broken watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

6 - The Parking Garage

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

6 - The Statue

Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one Georges parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerrys apartment. When Jerry returns to his apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the authors apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaines chance at being an editor, but save George from his parents wrath.

7 - The Slicer

George has a past with his new boss; Jerrys revenge date backfires; Kramers deli slicer solves Elaines problem with a neighbor.

7 - The Checks

Jerrys popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerrys TV pilot; Elaines new beau wont share his song with her.

7 - The Secret Code

George dines with Elaines boss; Jerrys sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

7 - The Soup

Jerry pays dearly for a free suit from a comic; Elaine has a beau whos no gentleman; Georges way with words ends his relationship with a waitress.

7 - The Non-Fat Yogurt

Jerry and Elaines suspicion about nonfat yogurt figures into New York Citys mayoral race.

7 - The Bubble Boy

A weekend is kaput, partly because of Georges driving.

7 - The Cafe

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

7 - The Revenge

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesnt work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaines help, tries to slip his boss a Mickey. Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.

8 - The Betrayal

Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaines disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramers desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

8 - The Chicken Roaster

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

8 - The Pool Guy

An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susans relationship with his pals; Kramers new phone number brings many wrong numbers.

8 - The Mom & Pop Store

George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade.

8 - The Barber

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyones feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?

8 - The Cheever Letters

Elaines assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.

8 - The Tape

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

8 - The Heart Attack

George thinks hes had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and he is interested in her tongue. George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramers suggestion of going to a holistic healer. The healers cure turns George purple and the ride to the hospital is delayed over a Chuckle.

9 - The Apology

Jerrys girlfriend is naked too often; Elaines lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

9 - The Abstinence

Georges intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a schools Career Day.

9 - The Sponge

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.

9 - The Secretary

Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.

9 - The Masseuse

Jerrys masseuse-girlfriend doesnt like George; Elaines boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.

9 - The Opera

The man whos threatening Jerry is the same Joe whos dating Elaine.

9 - The Nose Job

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

9 - The Deal

Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across naked people and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it cant be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise a system; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.

10 - The Strike

Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers names to a fraudulent charity.

10 - The Andrea Doria

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine.

10 - The Gum

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about Georges mental stability.

10 - The Race

Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.

10 - The Cigar Store Indian

Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with Georges father; Jerrys gift to Elaine offends her friend.

10 - The Virgin

Jerry courts a woman with a tame past; George makes a bad move at a meeting; a man disagrees with Elaine.

10 - The Stranded

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

10 - The Baby Shower

Elaine needs to use Jerrys apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was unequivocally the worst date of my life. Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sells Jerry on the idea on getting an illegal cable hookup. The party begins. The cable guys come to install the hookup. Jerrys show gets canceled, so he returns to the apartment with George (whos prepared to confront the bad date). Jerry is the victim of his own confrontation.

11 - The Dealership

At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerrys deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

11 - The Little Jerry

George finds a new romance--in a womens prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.

11 - The Rye

Georges parents meet Susans; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician shes dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel.

11 - The Switch

George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her bosss tennis racket.

11 - The Conversion

George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.

11 - The Contest

Georges mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.

11 - The Alternate Side

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

11 - The Chinese Restaurant

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he cant recall; George needs to use a phone he cant have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.

12 - The Reverse Peephole

Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

12 - The Money

Kramers girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerrys parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance.

12 - The Caddy

Kramer sues Elaines friend for sinking his golf career; Georges apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.

12 - The Label Maker

George objects to his girlfriends roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.

12 - The Stall

George is charmed by Elaines new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerrys new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.

12 - The Airport

On a flight to NYC, Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers in coach. Meanwhile, Kramer and George try to hit the right airport.

12 - The Red Dot

An imperfection mars Georges gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

12 - The Busboy

George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboys cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboys life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaines houseguest.

13 - The Cartoon

An actress turns Jerrys criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

13 - The Comeback

Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor.

13 - The Seven

Kramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerrys flame always wears the same outfit.

13 - The Scofflaw

George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.

13 - The Dinner Party

A brief stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to Georges big coat.

13 - The Pick

Kramer makes Elaines Christmas card a collectors item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.

13 - The Subway

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

14 - The Strong Box

Jerry keeps finding Kramers hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

14 - The Van Buren Boys

Gang members protest Georges handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerrys new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramers life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.

14 - The Cadillac (1)

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after hes told hes her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

14 - The Highlights of 100 (1)

The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters ambitions and outside relationships; and George explaining the show about nothing.

14 - The Marine Biologist

A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaines electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.

14 - The Movie

The difficulties met by four persons trying to meet at one movie.

14 - The Pez Dispenser

Kramers advice gives George the upper hand in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaines outburst of laughter.

15 - The Wizard

Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerrys parents in Florida; Susans parents catch George in a lie; Elaine cant tell if shes part of an interracial couple.

15 - The Highlights of 100 (2)

The conclusion of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters concern about their self-images. Also: the evolution of the contest; how marine biologist George saved a beached whale.

15 - The Pie

A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date wont try a pie; Kramer has an itch.

15 - The Susie

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerrys bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, whos reported as a problem worker.

15 - The Cadillac (2)

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

15 - The Visa

A lawyer George dates could help Jerrys pal, whos facing deportation, thanks, in part, to Kramers trip to Florida.

15 - The Suicide

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbors girl after the neighbors suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

16 - The Burning

Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddys religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerrys girlfriend.

16 - The Pothole

Jerry has an accident with his girlfriends toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurants delivery boundary; Kramer alters his adopted highway.

16 - The Shower Head

Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on The Tonight Show.

16 - The Beard

A toupee qualifies George to date Kramers friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching Melrose Place.

16 - The Stand-In

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

16 - The Shoes

Theres something about Elaines shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerrys TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.

16 - The Fix-Up

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaines friend--then wait nervously.

17 - The Bookstore

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

17 - The English Patient

Elaines review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.

17 - The Doll

Susans friend interferes with Jerrys planned jokes; Susans doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.

17 - The Kiss Hello

A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.

17 - The Wife

Jerrys girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.

17 - The Outing

Elaines prank leads a reporter to believe Jerry and George are a gay couple.

17 - The Boyfriend (1)

Jerry becomes friends with baseballs Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

18 - The Frogger

George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerrys social life; Elaine eats Petermans slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

18 - The Nap

George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerrys kitchen is redesigned against his will.

18 - The Friars Club

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.

18 - The Doorman

Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitts neighbor.

18 - The Raincoats (1)

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerrys dad; George sells his dads old cruisewear.

18 - The Old Man

Volunteering with seniors...Elaine is enthralled by hers, George gets fired and Jerry loses his.

18 - The Boyfriend (2)

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseballs Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

19 - The Maid

Elaines area code is changed; a co-worker steals Georges desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a long-distance relationship when his girlfriend moves downtown.

19 - O Implante

Elaine acha que a namorada do Jerry tem silicone. George apela para conseguir desconto em uma passagem aérea.

19 - The Yada Yada

George adopts his girlfriends verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentists conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey dont know whose date is whose.

19 - The Wig Master

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while shes with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.

19 - The Jimmy

A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.

19 - The Raincoats (2)

The sale of Mortys raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dads clothes.

19 - The Limo

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

20 - The Puerto Rican Day

Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.

20 - The Millennium

The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriends speed dial.

20 - The Calzone

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

20 - The Doodle

Jerrys family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerrys apartment disables Kramers taste buds.

20 - The Fire

George embarrasses himself at a kids birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.

20 - The Junior Mint

Jerry cant remember the name of his date, and he observes a splenectomy.

20 - The Good Samaritan

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

21 - The Chronicle (1)

Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series nine seasons.

21 - The Muffin Tops

George pretends hes a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaines former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaines current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.

21 - The Bottle Deposit (1)

Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigans recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.

21 - The Fusilli Jerry

Jerrys mechanic steals his lovemaking technique; someones license plates enhance Kramers image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.

21 - The Hamptons

In the Hamptons, Georges date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?

21 - The Smelly Car

An odor in Jerrys car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

21 - The Letter

Kramer sits for Jerrys artist girlfriend, but Jerry wont stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

22 - The Chronicle (2)

A two-part retrospective on the series nine seasons concludes.

22 - The Summer of George

Kramers job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.

22 - The Diplomat;s Club

A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.

22 - The Bottle Deposit (2)

While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerrys stolen car, containing Elaines JFK golf clubs.

22 - The Opposite

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee.

22 - The Handicap Spot

There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.

22 - The Parking Space

George argues with a stranger over a dream parking space in front of Jerrys apartment.

23 - The Face Painter

Elaines boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying I love you; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.

23 - The Keys

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerrys apartment.

24 - The Understudy

Jerry dates Bette Midlers understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects shes being insulted in Korean.